Years ago, I had a roommate named Paul. Paul was a pretty cool guy who always paid his half of rent and utilities on time. Paul had a girlfriend named Itzia. Itzia moved in and Paul offered to pay a little more each month.

Then he got a job that frequently took him out of town. Itzia and I would be alone together a lot. We started to flirt a little and then the little became a lot. We got bold with it and would start testing each other’s boundaries. One day, she was in the shower with the bathroom door unlocked. I told her I really needed to take a piss and she told me to go ahead. So I went in and took a leak. I couldn’t see her because she was behind the shower curtain, but then the water turned off and she stepped out naked a dripping wet. She asked me to hand her a towel, but I gave her my dick instead.

Itzia and I started fucking regularly while poor Paul paid most of our bills.

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My birthday is a couple of weeks away and I know I will be getting a bunch of gift cards in the mail from relatives.  My aunt sends one for Starbucks every year. I always thank her, but I don’t go to Starbucks. There is a locally-owned coffee shop right around the corner from here that I prefer.

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The mall is not somewhere that I usually go, but I started my gift shopping this weekend and ended up there. As I was walking passed a calendar kiosk, the girl working it caught my eye. That’s a lie. Her enormous breasts pressing against her tight red sweater caught my eye. I have zero need for a wall calendar. I do everything digital. I couldn’t pass those tits by though. It was like they were a magnetic force and it was just in my nature to move towards them.

I bought 3 calendars. I’ll give them to the relatives I don’t like. It was an excuse to talk to her. I couldn’t believe it when she said she was only 18. I mean those tits were beyond MILF. They had to have been at least F cups and she was barely chubby. I might be back in a couple days if I think of any cousins I still need gifts for.

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