There are very things about my ex-wife that I miss, we are now each other’s ex’s for a reason but what people often forget in the chaos and hurt of a breakup or a divorce are the good times you had when you got together. Honestly, it’s not so much forgetting as it’s choosing not to think about it, but that’s not the point here at all.

She was a flight stewardess (yes she was gorgeous) and even though her roster alternated the days she worked on the times were always the same in that she got up very early, well before me.

After we had moved in together, for the longest time and quite regularly might I add, she would wake up and start getting ready for work while I was still sleeping. Before doing her makeup she would wake me up for work with a blowjob.

I think any guy would be able to admit, no matter how they feel about their ex, that they would miss that 😀 This pic just reminded me of that for some reason.

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