Remember when your mom said you’d never amount to anything and you’d end up living in the basement, ordering pizzas for every meal, and jerking off to porn all day? Well, fuck her. It’s not your fault that rent is too expensive out in the real world, or that pizza is still so delicious, or that porn deals are getting so good. That condescending bitch can say she told you so all she wants. That’s not going to make you move out anytime soon. Plus she still does your laundry. Momma didn’t raise no fool.
And when it comes to the porn thing, it’s perfectly normal to jerk off to it. Why else would we be watching it? Biology homework? A lot of it is even free so why would anyone not watch it? And there’s also a ton of premium cheap porn that is basically free but a hundred times better! Just click on our link and take a look for yourself! Now throw those pizza boxes away before she starts nagging you about it again.
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